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Ladies and gentlemen, introducing... Gyllenhaard!

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165948__maggie_lPeter Sarsgaard and Maggie Gyllenhaal are getting married and having a baby, which inspired four punch lines in search of an actual story. To wit:

1. Luckily for them, the first anniversary is consonants.

2. Many haaapy returns!

3. Gyllenhaard! Yick – sounds like a Soviet sensual lubricant…

4. That kid is going to have a lot of As in its name.

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