That crazy Hanso site got you pulling you hair out? Conspiracy theories dragging you down? Let’s get back to basics. And by “basics,” I mean <a href=”http://www.variety.com/article/VR1117943832?categoryid=14&cs=1&nid=2565
Yes, Lost action figures are on their way, including Hurley, Jack, Kate, Charlie, Locke, and Shannon. They’ll be out next fall, just in time for… wait, Shannon? So she’s not dead after all! Plastic Sayid must be so happy! Oh, and each character comes with a life-sized prop: a lottery ticket for Hurley, a toy metal plane for Kate, and, um, heroin for Charlie? (Guess which model’s just gonna leap off shelves?) Shannon will come equipped with incestuous thoughts and a .45 hollow point.
And if you’re still not satisfied, you can play the Lost videogame, hitting shelves next Christmas. It’ll be for consoles, not PCs, so it’s aimed at a broader audience (unlike, say, the Desperate Housewives game). Just don’t fall down the Hatch, or the game slooooooooows down.
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