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See No EvilIf there were an award for mangiest set decoration, See No Evil — a routine slasher film set in a condemned hotel — might cop...See No EvilHorrorPT100MRIf there were an award for mangiest set decoration, See No Evil — a routine slasher film set in a condemned hotel — might cop...2006-05-24Lions Gate Films

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See No Evil

Genre: Horror; Starring: Glen Jacobs, Michael J. Pagan, Christina Vidal; Director: Gregory Dark; Author: Dan Madigan; Producer (person): Vince McMahon; Release Date Wide: 05/19/2006; Status: In Season; Runtime (in minutes): 100; MPAA Rating: R; Distributor: Lions Gate Films

If there were an award for mangiest set decoration, See No Evil — a routine slasher film set in a condemned hotel — might cop it. Every room is an overstuffed attic of bugs, rats, vats, garbage, and scummy corroded walls. A crew of delinquents are asked to clean the place up in order to shave a month off their youth-prison sentence, and whenever two of them stop to have sex, you don’t fear for their lives — you quake for their hygiene. As the killer, who plucks out his victims’ eyeballs, Kane, the seven-foot bald WWE wrestler who’s like a modern Tor Johnson, is so inept he’s more cuddly than terrifying.

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