Ninety percent of the time, looking at pictures of other people’s babies is something to be avoided at all costs. After about image 10 of little Wuggums lying there, squinty and semiconscious, the baby slideshow ranks just beneath “looking a pictures of other people’s vacations” on the All-Time Worst Thing to Do on a Couch Index. Ah, but when the parents are just leeeeeettle bit famous and leeeeeettle bit beautiful, well then, everything changes.
Thus, fans are even now bringing gifts of gold, frankincense, and myrrh to People’s website, where the very first (and dearly purchased) pics of Shiloh Nouvel Jolie-Pitt are posted. Of course, the images have already turned up elsewhere, legal battles over fair use have already erupted. Imagine that! Something leaked on the internet! (It was all totally worth draining the pension fund, Time. Inc.)
In conclusion, um, you’re not reading anymore, are you? You’re looking at the baby. Fine. Look at the baby. She’s… well, frankly she’s let herself go. There. Somebody had to say it.