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Attend the film of 'Sweeney Todd'...

Its lead is Depp, its director odd.
Tim Burton will adapt the play
So recently snubbed at the Tonys.
Hooray!

A movie
Of ‘Sweeney Todd’
Will soon be coming to Fleet Street.

But can John-ny sing, people
Or will critics groan?
Can you please
Tell me if he’s
A baritone?

(To the tune of “The Ballad of Sweeney Todd”)