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Mary-Kate and Ashley exit the teenage years


92419__olsen_lMary-Kate (left) and Ashley Olsen turn 20 today, and instead of wishing a tired ”happy birthday” to these young ladies (each of whom has earned more money in her first two decades on this planet than I will during my entire adult life), I’ve composed a celebratory haiku. You know the drill by now. Won’t you write one too?

Rock on, Monchichis
All dressed up as bag ladies
I’m not jealous. Much.

Originally posted June 13 2006 — 4:01 PM EDT

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