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TV's funniest quotes: Pick the best

TV's funniest lines from June 5 to 11. Read the expanded online-only version of our favorite quips, then vote for the best quote

”In the end, Brooke was eliminated because she was being slut-acious.”
MO’NIQUE, EXPLAINING HER JUDGING CRITERIA, ON FLAVOR OF LOVE GIRLS: CHARM SCHOOL

”Bush is a lame duck. You’re just kind of lame.”
JUDGE ELON GOLD, TO A BAD EXCUSE FOR A GEORGE W. BUSH IMPERSONATOR, ON THE NEXT BEST THING

”Earlier tonight, after serving eight years in jail, assisted-suicide doctor Jack Kevorkian was on Larry King Live. When Kevorkian saw Larry King, he said, ‘I swear, he was like that when I got here.”’
CONAN O’BRIEN, ON LATE SHOW

”I lit the match expecting to get the stink out of the air; I didn’t light the match because I was standing in a tank of propane.”
ALTON, AFTER HIS FAILED ATTEMPT TO RECONCILE WITH HIS HOUSEMATE ARISSA, ON REUNITED: THE REAL WORLD LAS VEGAS

”The situation ain’t all bad. I haven’t had a green vegetable in over a week.”
TONY (JAMES GANDOLFINI), DESCRIBING THE VIRTUES OF HIS NEW ”HIDING FROM RUTHLESS MOB ASSASSINS” DIET, ON THE SOPRANOS

”I’m going home to my 100 brothers and sisters; tonight’s the night we get our food-stamp allowance.”
SARAH (AMANDA SEYFRIED), AT A SUPPORT-GROUP MEETING FOR EX-MORMONS, ON BIG LOVE

”But the judge hasn’t.”
JOY BEHAR, AFTER BARBARA WALTERS REVEALED THAT PARIS HILTON TOLD HER, ”GOD HAS RELEASED ME,” ON THE VIEW

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