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Happy Birthday, Martha Stewart!


185420__martha_lMartha Stewart is 65 years old young today. I know she’s not everyone’s cup of tea, but her Everyday Food magazine has changed my life, and her talk show is my favorite source of morning lunacy. Not only that, but dammit, she’s foxy for her age – something that even hatas cannot deny. So give props, haiku style. After all, you wouldn’t want to make her angry, would you?

Soft Kmart towels
Enunciates her vowels
And the ‘h’ in herbs