Michael Slezak
August 03, 2006 AT 12:00 PM EDT

[UPDATE: Those motherf—in’ snakes on that motherf—in’ plane crashed that motherf—in’ website. Stay tuned as the parties involved scramble for more motherf—in’ bandwith.]

Samuel L. Jackson is talkin’ to you. Well, that is, if someone out there would be kind enough to send you a personalized phone call or email (in Jackson’s voice, natch) that encourages you to go see Snakes on a Plane. Or you can send one to yourself, like I did. Just click here. Trust me, it’s well worth five minutes out of your busy computer-solitaire schedule.

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