Scott Brown
August 16, 2006 AT 08:32 PM EDT

Here is a theory of “time travel,” as put forward by Albert Einstein.

Here is a competing theory of time travel, as put forward by Britney Spears (with citations to C. Lloyd, R. Zemeckis, M.J. Fox).

From the video evidence presented here, I think it’s fairly clear Britney has done some time-traveling, probably just before recording began. Side effects appear to include malaise, confusion, and gas.

Additional side effects include general blogger anomie, brought on by posting this.

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