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TV's funniest quotes: Pick this week's best

TV's funniest lines from Sept. 5 to 11. Read the expanded online-only version of our favorite quips, then vote for the best quote

(Little Richard: Michael Desmond/FOX)

”I heard him go down and I heard him come up and I heard him go out, and I heard him come in. I said, My, my, my, where’s he been? Oh, but I know he’s been a friend. Oh, that’s a sin. But you know, I just looked at him and I just said, Oooh, my, my, my, my. Wooooooooooo!
NONSENSICAL JUDGE LITTLE RICHARD, DESCRIBING ALFONSO RIBEIRO’S PERFORMANCE, ON CELEBRITY DUETS

”You look like a fairy princess…who resides over the pits of hell!”
NEW YORK, CRITIQUING BUCKWILD, ON FLAVOR OF LOVE 2

”It’s considered the largest heist of celebrity jewelry since thieves snuck onto the set of Rocky III and stole Mr. T.”
JIMMY KIMMEL, ON THE THEFT OF LINDSAY LOHAN’S HERMES BAG, ON JIMMY KIMMEL LIVE

”I will give credit where credit is due. They spanked my ass, both cheeks. They’re still red, and it still hurts.”
WILL, AFTER ERIKA AND JANELLE GANGED UP AND EVICTED HIM FROM BIG BROTHER: ALL-STARS

”The big controversy is the 9/11 miniseries, because people are upset that it’s not accurate, because, as you know, nothing is typically more accurate than the made-for-television movie. So why shouldn’t 9/11 get the same respect that the Amy Fisher story gets?”
JON STEWART, ON THE DAILY SHOW

”Last night, Katie Couric debuted as the anchor of the CBS Evening News, and at the end of the broadcast she asked viewers to recommend a signature sign-off. So far the front-runner is ‘Stay tuned for some kind of CSI.’ ”
CONAN O’BRIEN, ON LATE NIGHT