1 Ahmet Zappa to make Fraggle Rock movie As an original cast member, he feels particularly close to the project.
2 Wesley Snipes allegedly hasn’t paid taxes in six years It’s a form of protest: Snipes doesn’t agree with Uncle Sam’s laissez-faire approach to vampire deterrence.
3 Ellen Barkin jokes about having sex with George Clooney Look, there was a voucher in the gift bag.
4 Harrison Ford says he’s fit enough to play Indy But he’s requested that he only fight ”those really old Argentina Nazis.”
5 T.R. Knight comes out after Grey’s Anatomy dustup A McDreamy-Burke manfight would turn even John Wayne gay.
6 Idol’s RJ Helton also comes out Having established the elusive link between initials and gayness, scientists turn their attention to KC and the Sunshine Band.
7 Peter O’Toole is over his ”gastric nasties” But he’ll hang on to his ”naughty crawlies,” a wrap gift from ‘Caligula.’
8 Jessica Simpson tells Jane about the moment she knew her marriage was over Wouldn’t it have been easier just to send them the YouTube link?
9 Fox preps NSA action-drama Don’t get too excited: It’s about the National Salad Alliance, and the only espionage involves the smuggling of illicit mesclun.
10 Matthew McConaughey, Lance Armstrong deny gay rumors It wasn’t to be: They couldn’t agree on who’d wear the yellow jersey.