Sorry to bother you again… what? No, the other one. Jeez. Anyway. Real quick: Dude! Reese and Ryan! Say it ain’t so! They were a beacon of hope for asymmetrically-talented couples everywhere, and if they’re splitsville, what hope do the rest of them have??
Oh, it’s too, too terrible. I sure hope Hilary Swank and Chad Lowe don’t see this…
… what? YOU ARE KIDDING ME.