Two bits of trivia about Bob Saget, host of NBC’s hit quiz show 1 vs. 100 (Fridays, 8 p.m.): He and his ex-wife, Sherri, split the ashes of their beloved late Cavalier King Charles spaniel, Alan. (Saget, 50, has dedicated his upcoming film Farce of the Penguins, narrated by Samuel L. Jackson, to the pooch.) And, if a line of dialogue sucks, Saget’s brain won’t let him remember it. ”Sometimes, on Full House, I’d write them on a [prop],” he recalls. ”’Michelle, you can’t have a horse in the living room.’ I still stutter if something doesn’t feel right.” You know what always feels right, Bob? EW’s Personality Test!
Name: BOB SAGET
1. The first famous person I befriended:
I did the audience warm-up for ‘Bosom Buddies,’ so I became friends with Tom Hanks and Peter Scolari. They were unusually great guys.
2. Choose one:
(A) Steve Carell
(B) Ricky Gervais
I can’t pick. ‘Cause someone’s not choosing me right now.
(A) America’s Next Top Model
(B) Project Runway
America’s Next Top Model
My daughters and I talk about which girls are bitches.
3. In 20 years, I’ll be having this plastic surgery:
I’m gonna have my head replaced with someone else’s. Maybe Smeagol from ‘Lord of the Rings.’
5. Choose one:
(A) Backstreet Boys
(B) ‘N Sync
I have to say Backstreet Boys because I do a parody of ”I Want It That Way” called ”Danny Tanner Was Not Gay.”
6. Pick a Charlie’s Angel: Kate, Jaclyn, or Farrah.
I vote for Cheryl Ladd because she was brought in as the fourth stooge. She was like Shemp.
7. My American Idol audition song would be:
The love theme from ‘Yentl.’ I don’t know what that is, but it would be that.
8. Which actor should play you in your life story?
I think Bea Arthur could do it. She’s tall and she certainly knows how to deliver comedic material.
9. If you were stranded on a desert island with the cast of Full House, who would you eat first?
Comet the dog. I think he was also Air Bud. I remember us all being upset that he got a feature. We were pretty resentful, and we said, ”If we were on a desert island, we’d eat him.”
10. Which Entourage character are you most like?
(D) Johnny Drama
Turtle — he’s the most solid. I [was] on an episode in 2005, but obviously, I don’t walk around the house with a bong and hookers.
11. My porn name is:
If I was to be a porn actor, I’d just use the same name. ”Bob Saget’s doing porn. How awesome.” It would just pull all my shows in syndication off the air.