If one can judge a society by the viral videos it watches, I hereby declare American society as dead as Aramaic. We apparently are obsessed with the following celebrities: Britney Spears, Kevin Federline, Lindsay Lohan, Paris Hilton, Paris Hilton, and Paris Hilton.
Of course, none of this is a great revelation. You could have gathered that on your own. Luckily, however, you can now cite “statistics” when decrying the self-immolation of our culture. Shoot over to Viral Video Chart’s celebrity page to view the top ten famous people viral videos of 2006. There’s Britney burping (pictured), K-Fed getting divorced by text message, and other ‘06 classics. Thankfully, the site’s main 2006 list shows that your fellow country-men and women still care about the important things: bumbling politicians and their lovable gaffes. I mean, is it still not obvious why Kerry lost?