Despite the presence of Sarah Michelle Gellar (pictured), The Return doesn?t feel like your standard teen shocker. It?s also not a remake, but it feels more Asian than most Hollywood horror do-overs: Mellow — nay, snoozy — atmospherics trump actual scares, and it makes almost zero sense. Gellar is a screwy-headed cutter called to a small Texas town, where she is haunted by visions of a dead woman, voices that call her ?Sunshine,? and — in what passes for the major goose-pimple tactic — repeated plays of Patsy Cline?s ”Sweet Dreams.”
Genre: Drama, Mystery and Thriller; Starring: Sarah Michelle Gellar, Sam Shepard, Adam Scott; Director: Asif Kapadia; Author: Adam Sussman; Release Date Wide: 11/10/2006; Runtime (in minutes): 85; MPAA Rating: PG-13; Distributor: Rogue Pictures
Posted December 27 2006 — 12:00 AM EST
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