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Whitney Houston's auction has a jingle

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9302__whitney_lBy now, you may have read the news that Whitney Houston is auctioning off some old music equipment, clothing, and assorted tat (including some of estranged hubby Bobby Brown’s awards) next Tuesday in Irvington, New Jersey. (A list of the items up for bid is now available for your perusal.) What you may not know, however, (perhaps because it hasn’t happened) is that the diva herself has composed and recorded a little ditty to commemorate the event. It’s set to the tune of her classic hit “Saving All My Love for You,” so click here to get the background music flowing, and feel free to sing along – so what if your boss is within earshot?

A few Fendi jackets, a white leather chair
Three sets of keyboards, you’ll find them all there
Though I still wear the crown, record sales they are down
So I’m doing what I’ve got to do
And I’m selling all my stuff for you

It’s not very easy, hawking all my loot
Watching the masses, paw my beaded catsuits
And the one I like best, my Versace print vest
Leaves old Whitney feeling so blue
Still I’m selling all my stuff for you

I used to listen to Bobby’s golden records
Love gives you a pass on good taste
So please be patient, just bid a little higher
And don’t let my junk go to waste

The auction is ending, just three items to go
No bids on my church pew? That’s a “hell to the no!”
‘Cause tonight is the night, my checkbook gets set right
I’ll be making dough the whole night through
While I’m selling all my stuff
Yes I’m selling all my stuff
Yes I’m selling all my stuff for you

No other diva is gonna sell you more
‘Cause tonight is the night, my checkbook it gets right
I’ll be making dough the whole night through
While I’m selling all my stuff
Yes I’m selling all my stuff
Yes I’m selling all my stuff for you

Originally posted January 3 2007 — 6:53 PM EST

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