Michael Slezak
March 21, 2007 AT 12:00 PM EDT

View ringleader Rosie O’Donnell turns 45 today, and while she probably won’t get well wishes from Kelly Ripa, American Idol producers, Donald Trump, or China, I couldn’t let the free-verse fan‘s b’day go unhaiku-ed. Won’t you write one, too?

take a swing, rosie
the hasselbot piñata
is filled with candy

You May Like