You may think this should be filed under Things That Make Me Die Inside, but this is just whackadoo enough that I wanna see it happen. According to Variety, CSI exec producer Carol Mendelsohn and Two and a Half Men co-creator Chuck Lorre are seriously considering swapping writing staffs for an episode. CBS has yet to okay the stunt, but we’re confident the network will see the possibilities: Helping Jake (Angus T. Jones) with his science homework, Alan (Jon Cryer) investigates the number of STDs in Uncle Charlie’s (Charlie Sheen) bloodstream. Grissom (William Petersen) suddenly remembers he lives in Vegas and plans an evening involving poker and showgirls.
If CBS lets this fly, what other crossovers could you imagine? Fingers crossed for How I Met Your Mother and CSI: Miami. (Caine tells his crew, “it’s time to… wait for it… [sunglasses on] suit up.” YEAAAAAHHH!!!)