Mandi Bierly
August 23, 2007 AT 09:22 PM EDT

Paris Hilton has launched her fashion line, and here’s the thing: Not all the clothes are as hein as this piece. (That’s one of several T-shirts featuring Paris’ face, should you not be moved to click).

Of course, there’s enough satin and sequins in her collection to clothe Debbie Reynolds for a year. (There’s also stripper couture — couldn’t you see Nomi wearing this in Showgirls — and something Tara Reid probably already owns.) But I’d wear this if I had to, even though I feel like metallics have been in for so long that they should soon be out. (Right?)

So would you wear any of Paris’ pieces? And who actually has bought a piece of celebrity-designed clothing in their lifetime? I’ll admit that if I had a favorite baseball team these days, I would check out Alyssa Milano’s MLB-sanctioned line touch. And yes, that should be lowercased. Ugh.

addCredit(“Paris Hilton: Jeff Vespa/WireImage.com”)

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