I share this headline (about Hell’s Kitchen host Gordon Ramsay) with you in the exact same way I point out grotesque sights on the subway platform to friends and family: Because I believe the shared experience will somehow make it less heinous than if I’d witnessed it alone.
Thank you for your support. Now back to less soul-crushing topics, like naked photos of High School Musical stars. (Insert sobbing emoticon here.) Aren’t you glad the week is almost over?