After tonight’s performance show, billionaire Mark Cuban (pictured, with partner Kym Johnson) will have done which of the following?
A) executed a staggeringly stompy paso doble
B) screamed at Bruno after getting called for “traveling” during his waltz
C) mouthed all the words to ABBA’s “Money, Money, Money,” to which his dance will surely be set
D) scheduled hip-replacement replacement surgery
Who knows? It’s waltz and paso night on DWTS — and cohost Samantha Harris’ first night back from maternity leave — so anything can happen! Leave your predictions and/or comments about tonight’s show, below. And you’ll obviously want to come back in the morning to read my ever-exhaustive TV Watch, in which I will devote 300 words to whatever Edyta is wearing and come up with a new way to use the word “Cheeto” as a subtle reference to Cheetah Girl Sabrina Bryan. Oh the places we’ll go…