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Southland Tales When Southland Tales, Richard Kelly's apocalyptic futureshock age-of-terror satire, played at the 2006 Cannes Film Festival, it...Southland TalesSci-fi and Fantasy, Drama, ComedyPT144MR When Southland Tales, Richard Kelly's apocalyptic futureshock age-of-terror satire, played at the 2006 Cannes Film Festival, it...2007-11-07Curtis ArmstrongSamuel Goldwyn Films
Sarah Michelle Gellar, Dwayne ''The Rock'' Johnson, ...
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Southland Tales

Genre: Sci-fi and Fantasy, Drama, Comedy; Starring: Sarah Michelle Gellar, Dwayne ''The Rock'' Johnson, Curtis Armstrong; Director: Richard Kelly; Author: Richard Kelly; Release Date Wide: 11/14/2007; Runtime (in minutes): 144; MPAA Rating: R; Distributor: Samuel Goldwyn Films

When Southland Tales, Richard Kelly’s apocalyptic futureshock age-of-terror satire, played at the 2006 Cannes Film Festival, it received such an unholy critical drubbing that the bad reviews actually made me want to see it. (So did the egghead minority who hailed it as a masterpiece.) The movie, which begins with a nuclear attack on Abilene, TX, is set in a rancid, paranoid-crackdown America where porn, news, reality TV, and music videos have merged into an omnipresent media glob; where the Internet has become a fascist tool of corporate/government control; and where the Venice Beach party culture remains — big laugh! — more or less the same. Familiar stars keep popping up in bizarro-world roles, like Jon Lovitz as a brutal cop, Seann William Scott as a man who may be the Messiah, and Dwayne Johnson as an amnesiac who twiddles his fingers with anxiety. It sounds like the brainiac Idiocracy, and pretty much is, except that Kelly, in his first feature since Donnie Darko, is also working in the visionary scorched-earth mode of William Burroughs, Don DeLillo, and Infinite Jest. Southland Tales has a mood unlike anything I’ve seen: dread that morphs into kitsch and then back again. It’s a film that tried my patience, and one I couldn’t shake off. B-

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