Sylvester Stallone’s Rambo hits theaters January 25. I can’t believe it’s actually happening either — and I say that as someone who just phoned her dad to tell him that he better damn well wait for her to see it. There’s absolutely no need for this movie, and yet, the trailer is right: “He is a legend of war. A solider without a country. You know his name, and you know… what he’s capable of.” What he’s capable of, in case you’ve forgotten, is wielding a knife handily and delivering lines like, “War is in your blood. When you’re pushed, shovin’s as easy as breathin’.”
Launch trailer after the jump.
Has Stallone won the battle of getting you to want to see this movie? Or what would it take? (Keep it clean. And constructive!)