Y’all, this morning I stumbled across this AOL Music quiz that tests your knowledge of country music’s more, um, creative song titles. They give you three choices, you name which one is real. Even if you’re not a fan of the genre, it’s fun to see how good you are at identifying what I affectionately term “country clever.” I thought I had a knack for it — having once penned lyrics for a song I titled “One Night Stand (Take Two)”* — but I only scored a 13 out of 20. Take the quiz, then tell us what songs you’d have put on it had it been more than 20 questions. I’m thinking the George Jones (pictured) and Garth Brooks ditty “Beer Run (B Double E Double Are You In)”. David Frizzell’s “I’m Gonna Hire a Wino to Decorate Our Home.” Gary Stewart’s “She’s Actin’ Single (I’m Drinkin’ Doubles).” And maybe Jo Dee Messina’s “My Give a Damn’s Busted.”
*Anyone in Nashville wanna record that, we can talk.