Michael Slezak
November 09, 2007 AT 12:00 PM EST

Let’s play a game, and see how many individual things we can find wrong with the trailer for Jessica Simpson’s abysmal looking Major Movie Star. Click here to watch, then select one and only one reason it’s an unspeakable mess. (To raise the stakes, try not to pick anything that your fellow readers have already mentioned.)

I’ll get us started: That “boing” sound effect when the bulldog cocks his ears.

Okay, your turn!

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