Simon Vozick-Levinson
November 14, 2007 AT 12:00 PM EST

So, “There won’t be flying in ‘Dancing’ finale”, you tell me? Stop, before you blow my mind! Does that mean (as PopWatch’s Gary Susman just asked me) that there won’t be any mind-reading, energy bolt-hurling, telekinesis, predicting the future, invisibility, or bending of the space-time continuum, either? (Oops, wrong show.)

Okay, after some Googling, I am gathering that this headline has something to do with all the cross-country planes that recently-eliminated contestant Cameron Mathison had to take this season, right? Or maybe it’s about how people called him “Superman” after he did that routine with the “S” on his chest? Sorry! I don’t really watch Dancing With the Stars very often, as you can probably tell. But now I might have to tune in to the finale to get to the bottom of this whole lack-of-superpowers thing…

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