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Sound Bites: Week's best TV quotes

TV's funniest lines from December 4 to 10. Read the expanded online-only version of our favorite quips, then vote for the best quote

”Well, I adore ‘em. Except for the few sickos who write lesbian fan fiction about me and Bea Arthur.”
BETTY WHITE, DISCUSSING HER LEGION OF DEDICATED FANS, ON UGLY BETTY

”Oh my God, I will be so happy when you re-experience everything and that sparkle of wonder in your eyes goes dark again.”
ANDREA (JENNIFER ESPOSITO), TO THE AMNESIAC SAMANTHA (CHRISTINA APPLEGATE), ON SAMANTHA WHO?

”I like when a woman has ambition. It’s like seeing a dog wearing clothes.”
JACK (ALEC BALDWIN), TO C.C. (EDIE FALCO), ON 30 ROCK

”I think I’ve got a little crush on our sports guy. I know, but he used to play hockey, and I’m a Canadian. I can’t help it. If he were missing some teeth, I probably would’ve already hit that.”
ROBIN (COBIE SMULDERS), DESCRIBING HER OFFICE INFATUATION, ON HOW I MET YOUR MOTHER

”A girl wants Romeo, not Hamlet….He died for something exciting, and I want my debutante ball to be something to die for.”
BLAIR (LEIGHTON MEESTER) ON GOSSIP GIRL

”To have this happen is the cherry on top of the ice cream sundae?that’s already melted.”
NATE, AFTER BEING PENALIZED AT THE END OF A HELLACIOUS LEG OF THE AMAZING RACE

”There’s a lot of single people in Paris, too. Stinky people with hairy armpits.”
WORLD TRAVELER BRODY JENNER, OFFERING INSIGHT TO FIRST-TIMER LAUREN CONRAD, ON THE HILLS

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