Do you ever stop and think: If I were to die right now, this is what they’d find on me? I have that experience at least once a year, and it happened Friday night when I left the office with the following DVDs in my bag:
* A screener for the premiere of Paradise Hotel 2, which debuts on MyNetwork TV and Fox Reality (TV-MA version!) Feb. 4.
* The March series premiere of the CW reality show Farmer Wants a Wife.
* The Jan. 19 Oxygen original Husband for Hire. Starring Mark Consuelos and Mario Lopez.
* The fifth season of 7th Heaven. (I know you all told me not to do it, but it was on the giveaway table and I couldn’t help myself. By the way, you were right.)
Had I been hit by a cab while carrying that crap, I promise you that I would’ve used my last breath to lie and say, “They’re for work.” Pause for pain shudder. “Honest.” But what about you? Have you ever felt life’s fragility while transporting a piece of shameful entertainment? Or, maybe there’s something in your home collection that, if something unfortunate happens to you, you’re hoping a friend finds before the authorities?