Britney Spears’ successes in 2007
1. Divorced K-Fed before he added extra pounds and was re-nicknamed Well-Fed.
2. Successfully blew out birthday-cake candles on Dec. 2.
3. Actually made news for something career-related when her single ”Gimme More” hit No. 3
4. Got half her charges dropped! She’s no longer in trouble for a parking lot hit-and-run. And she’s gonna deal with the whole driving-without-a-valid-licsence thing in court Jan. 2.
5. Experimented with foreign cuisine…at Taco Bell.