Adam Markovitz and Tanner Stransky
December 21, 2007 AT 05:00 AM EST

Groveling stars

A. ”All black people in America I owe an apology to. . . If I could kill myself and people would forgive me, I would do that.”

B. ”I want to apologize to my fans. . .I am embarrassed over this situation and regret having ever taken these photos.”

C. ”I’m sorry. . . for losing my temper with my child. I have been driven to the edge by parental alienation for many years now.”

D. ”It was completely inappropriate. . . Our characterization was thoughtless and stupid and we are sorry.”

1. Alec Baldwin

2. Don Imus

3. Dog the Bounty Hunter

4. Vanessa Hudgens

A) 3. Dog the Bounty Hunter, Nov. 6
B) 4. Vanessa Hudgens, Sept. 7
C) 1. Alec Baldwin, April 20
D) 2. Don Imus, April 6

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