Michael Slezak
February 08, 2008 AT 09:43 PM EST

So I just checked out “Sawyer’s Nickname Generator” on the Lost website at ABC.com (thanks, TV Tattle, for the heads up), and apparently, the island’s resident con arist/wiseguy has dubbed me… Mondrian?

Mondrian? Seriously? What is Sawyer trying to tell me? That I’m a colorful square?

Actually, come to think of it, he’s kind of right! So, PopWatchers, what’s your Sawyer-generated nickname? And is it in any way accurate? Holla!

addCredit(“Lost: Mario Perez”)

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