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Write your own slow news day headline!

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Peopleheadline_lSlezak spotted the non-news news headline (left) on People.com, and since I don’t have much else to blog about today, he suggested we all write non-news headlines based on our own lives.

His: Michael Slezak Has Not Won the Lottery and Purchased a Stable Full of Racehorses… Yet!

Mine: Mandi Bierly Hasn’t Thought of Something Funny to Say… Yet!

Annie’s: Annie Barrett Hasn’t Finished Her Doughnut From 9:30 A.M…. Yet!
(subhead) It Was Bumped From the Lineup by a Starbucks Crumb Cake… At 3!

Your turn.