Michael Slezak
April 13, 2008 AT 08:49 PM EDT

This week’s episode of Idolatry, of course! When you’re done watching, please weigh in with the appropriate sentence for Ryan Seacrest’s unusually cruel treatment of Michael Johns during Thursday’s Idol results show. I was gonna suggest 30 days in the clink, where Ryan would have to watch his E! colleague Giuliana DePandi fill in on Idol hosting duties, but why should all of us have to pay the price for his crime?

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