Against my better judgment (as this video includes footage of me “dancing” in the Highlands Middle School Show Choir), I’m throwing caution to the sequins-infested wind and posting this. No deleting it now — this is the Internet! It’s the DWTS Talk season finale, brought to you in part by questionable fashion choices, balls, red velvet cake, video producer/paso doble extraordinaire Jason Averett (who gets an “11!”), Dancin’ Dawnie Walton, short-term EW.com intern Maksim Chmerkovskiy, the letters F, R, I, N, G, and E, and finally (seriously…will this sentence ever end? yes) Viewers Like You. Whew! Enjoy.