Mickey Rourke. It would explain a lot, no?
And with that, you’ve got my complete list of candidates: The Olsen Twins, Oprah Winfrey, Alf, Dakota Fanning, and Mickey Rourke. Anyone else you’d like to nominate? (Of course, if you want to know who I really think is gonna complete the Final Five, simply click here.)
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