My friends like to say that I’m fickle, and the only time I have to agree with them is when I try to recall a password for something. My passwords tend to revolve around the people that I’m into at the moment they need to be created. So I somehow have to remember that when I joined this one site, I was fond of NASCAR driver Casey Mears (pictured, right) and that he was still driving the #41 car (mears41), and that when I joined another, I was seriously psyched that Sylvester Stallone (pictured, left) was filming a fourth Rambo (Stallone04). Of course, I don’t remember the passwords, which means I’m constantly resetting them. Thus, a vicious cycle is born. A random selection of other retirees: Parker97 (for South Park cocreator Trey Parker), Colbert01 (for Stephen Colbert), Seeley08 (for David Boreanaz’s character on Bones), and, um, Daniel18 (for Daniel Radcliffe).