Amy Ryan
August 06, 2008 AT 03:30 PM EDT

Joss Stone is joining The Tudors as Anne of Cleves? Huh? Anne was Henry VIII’s fourth wife, the one he divorced after he felt he’d been bait-and-switched because she was homelier than her portrait. I know ugly people aren’t allowed on this show (I thought Henry was a fat, jowly guy like Charles Laughton, not a fit hottie like Jonathan Rhys Meyers), but if we’re supposed to think that Joss Stone is ugly, aren’t someone’s standards a wee bit high?

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