Kera Bolonik
August 08, 2008 AT 12:00 PM EDT

Is Project Runway judge Michael Kors a poet who doesn’t even know it? Stitch together a few of his best bons mots from this season and it sure seems that way.

It Looks Like…

Petals here, petals there

Like toilet paper caught in a windstorm

A Handi Wipe gone wrong

It’s got a pocket, it’s got a piece, it’s got a panel

It’s five dresses in one

A very ’80s Joan Collins powerbitch dress

But even curvy girls don’t want fins.

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