Annie Barrett
September 03, 2008 AT 12:00 PM EDT

They’re baaaa-aaaack…Quick! Starting at 8 p.m. EST, decide which bold-faced declaration describes your current esophageal condition, then start drinking every time…

I’M NOT THIRSTY
*Jay Manuel wears something that is not blindingly, garishly metallic
*You wonder whatever happened to Twiggy
*A model uses a complete sentence

I’M DEHYDRATED
*Alaska Girl rattles off another item she didn’t have while growing up
*Photos of Tyra — real or superimposed — appear, anywhere
*A huge earring weighs a model’s noggin way too far to one side during a confessional
*The group squeals in unison at something worthless

I WANNA GET HAMMERED
*Tyra mentions herself

SPOILER ALERT: You may wish to mix your liquor with Tang. Oh, hell no! Discuss the premiere here tonight, then come back for Mandi Bierly’s most excellent TV Watch in the morning!

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