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Dancingstarsfinal3_l1After two full hours of celebrity babble, laser light shows, and filler segments of Bruno Tonioli’s weirdest sexual innuendos cobbled together into one confounding run-on sentence (kind of like this one), Dancing With the Stars announced its season 7 winner. (Update: My full DWTS TV Watch recap is liiiiive! Click here to read it!) I will tell you who the champ is! But first, a survey:

And the winner is…

BROOKE AND DEREK!

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TASTE THE VICTORY, FRINGED PANTS.

Talk about the season finale here before coming back for the TV Watch in the morning! And if you’re feeling extra DANCMSTR-y, suggest some Hidden Gems for me to highlight – other than Maks playing grab-ass with Tom and Cloris wearing slippers at the Farmer’s Market, which I’ve just dutifully captured. (Typical.)

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