He’s laid low for a while after that brutal admonishment from THE OPRAH, but it looks like A Million Little Pieces author James Frey has finally resurfaced: The disgraced memoirist interned at Gawker yesterday. And just what did they have him doing (aside from fetching donuts)? Fact-checking. Heh, way to beat everyone to the punch. With rocker Ryan Adams interning at BlackBook and recently suspended hockey player Sean Avery’s stint at Vogue this summer, it’s EW’s time to get some unpaid labor out of famous folks. Here’s our (brilliantly clever) celebrity intern wish list:
Coldplay - photocopying
Michael Jackson - expense reports
Janet Jackson - wardrobe
Heidi and Spencer - staging photo shoots
Kanye West - MOVIES/MUSIC/TV/BOOKS/GAMES/LIFE ITSELF REVIEWER
Which celebs would you PopWatchers like to see as EW interns and what menial tasks should we humiliate them with?