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PopWatch Quote of the Day: 'Chanukah Song' Edition

“Chanukah is the Festival of Lights,
Instead of one day of presents, we have eight crazy nights.

When you feel like the only kid in town without a Christmas tree, Here’s a list of
people who are Jewish, just like you and me:

David Lee Roth lights the menorah,
So do James Caan, Kirk Douglas, and the late Dinah Shore-ah [or Pauly Shore-ah as Sandler ad libs in the clip below].

Guess who eats together at the Carnegie Deli,
Bowzer from Sha Na Na, and Arthur Fonzarelli.

Paul Newman’s half Jewish; Goldie Hawn’s half too,
Put them together–what a fine lookin’ Jew!” –Adam Sandler, ”Chanukah Song” (Listen to the complete song below)