Annie Barrett
December 16, 2008 AT 05:45 PM EST

When I first saw the image at left, one of the official photos released for Guy Ritchie’s Sherlock Holmes, I wondered — why would a detective walk around without a shirt? But after staring deeply into the slicked-up abs of Robert Downey Jr. portraying the young Holmes, I amended that thought to: Why wouldn’t a detective walk around without a shirt? RIGHT? Those men in the audience don’t seem to have come around to my way of thinking — all of them are facially expressing something along the lines of “Bitch, please.” They probably just need to use some deductive reasoning.

Is anyone else suddenly interested in seeing a movie called Sherlock Holmes? Raise your hand! Now take off your shirt! Bitch, please.

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