Keira Knightley and Colin Farrell will star in the movie adaption of the Ken Bruen novel London Boulevard. According to Variety, “Farrell will play a South London criminal who, after release fromprison, tries to give up the gangster life by becoming a handyman for areclusive young actress.”
Be honest: What was your first thought reading that? Mine was, Oh, so they’ll have sex. A hot handyman? It’s on. (If I’m wrong, I don’t want to know. And the studio releasing the film doesn’t want you to tell me.) Anyone else psyched about this project, lasciviously or otherwise?