Tim Stack
February 04, 2009 AT 12:00 PM EST

It’s the Week of Vivica! First came the revelation that her glamorous visage was being used to sell the Psychic Friends Network. Then today TV Land announces that Fox will be the host of its new dating series The Cougar, focusing on “an accomplished, beautiful and sexy woman” on the prowl for some man lovin’. The most hilarious part of the announcement is Vivica’s resume, which mostly consists of movies that could very well be made up. Examples: Unstable Fables and Motives 2. Did anyone see Motives 1?

Vivica, dear Vivica, I mean this with great love, but who in the hell is handling your career? Think about that for a sec and then about the fact that you’ve gone from co-starring in Independence Day and Kill Bill: Vol 1 (not to mention my personal fave, Set It Off) to replacing Dionne Warwick and hosting a dating show about a horny senior. It might be time to rethink things. You could always get your real estate license!

Who else thinks Vivica needs a career makeover? And anyone familiar with the Motives franchise and care to share with the rest of us?

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