The 'Thriller' musical and other stage-worthy albums |


The 'Thriller' musical and other stage-worthy albums

The gloved one's music is headed for Broadway and we think ''Bat Out of Hell,'' ''Trapped in the Closet,'' and ''I Am...Sasha Fierce"" should be too

Curtain Up for Jacko’s Thriller
It’s well past midnight, but Michael Jackson’s Thriller is still prowling the news. Broadway’s Nederlander Organization announced plans Jan. 26 to develop a stage musical featuring songs from both Thriller and Off the Wall. (The new show prompted director John Landis on Jan. 28 to sue for post-2005 profits from his 1983 video and the making-of doc; Jackson’s rep had no comment.) All of which got us thinking…what other pop-music landmarks belong on the Great White Way?

Please Bring These to Broadway, Too

Bat Out of Hell
Meat Loaf’s soaring 1977 melodrama was always too big for a mere disc. What a showstopper ”Paradise by the Dashboard Light” could be!

Trapped in the Closet
R. Kelly plays Greek chorus to a cast of cops, preachers, thugs, and little people?all sleeping with each other. Wait, isn’t that a Verdi plot?

I Am…Sasha Fierce
Imagine a one-woman, two-personality show starring Beyoncé as both a balladeer and her bad-ass, club-jamming alter ego. Dance-offs ensue