Sound Bites: The week's best TV quotes |


Sound Bites: The week's best TV quotes

TV's funniest lines from March 6 to 12, 2009

”The first time I watched Dancing With the Stars was when I was in prison.”
—Lil’ Kim on Dancing With the Stars

”My heart goes out to all the inner-city kids. Especially those too fat to dance their way out.”
—Jenna (Jane Krakowski) on 30 Rock

”Be nice or be ourselves — which is it?”
—Kevin (Matthew Rhys), at one of the Walkers’ legendarily awkward family dinners, on Brothers & Sisters

”Does this really mean no gifts? Or is it like when Gaby says no gifts and she means no cheap gifts?”
—Edie (Nicollette Sheridan), looking at an invite to Katherine’s housewarming party, on Desperate Housewives

”The director of Iowa’s Department of Aging said he will not use the abbreviation ‘DOA,’ since it is also code for ‘Dead on Arrival.’ Some are suggesting that the Department of Aging go back to its original name, Denny’s.”
—Seth Meyers on Saturday Night Live