Kate Ward
March 25, 2009 AT 06:12 AM EDT

If there’s anything scarier than the prospect of owning Fergie’s auctioned-off underwear, it’s having to be in the same room as this doll (left, with Fergie) modeled after the singer. Seriously, go ahead and try to convince me that that thing isn’t Saw‘s Jigsaw (right) in drag. (When you pull the string, does it say, “Oh yes, there will be shameless plugs for Candie’s”?) [shudder].

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