Kerrie Mitchell
March 27, 2009 AT 07:49 PM EDT

The trade magazine The Bookseller just named the year’s oddest book titles. The winner? The 2009-2014 World Outlook for 60-milligram Containers of Fromage Frais. (Available now on amazon for $795!) Other contenders include Baboon Metaphysics, Curbside Consultation of the Colon (really? You want to do that curbside?), and Strip and Knit with Style. My absolute favorite title though, was a previous year’s winner: People Who Don’t Know They’re Dead: How They Attach Themselves to Unsuspecting Bystanders and What to Do About It. Seriously, these are awesome! How about you? What’s the best-worst (or worst-best) title you’ve ever seen?

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